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Red stapler
The stapler everyone borrows and nobody returns.
10 ɢBuy
The stapler everyone borrows and nobody returns.
For remembering everything, then covering your screen with notes.
The real meeting point of every company.
Survives without light, water or affection. Like a team at month-end.
For your back—and corridor races when nobody is looking.
An honorary award. No pay rise, but plenty of pride.
Ten today, two on Friday. Nobody knows where they go.
The universal sign for “I am concentrating; please do not interrupt.”